Girl Code 101

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Hello peeps:*
So my friend, Katherine and I, we wrote this girl code which is basically bro code for girls. I think every girl should stick to it with their besties;;)

NOTE: Girls are referred to as *Chica* here onwards. And guys are called *Stronzos*

 GIRL CODE 101  :

#0
Chicas are always each others numero uno priority! No other Chica or stronzo can come in the middle or take their place.
For Eg: If one chica is getting more friendly with a third chica, then the second chica has all the rights to bitch slap her.

#1
Chicas tell each other EVERYTHING. No matter how insignificantly small the thing is.
For Eg: If one chica looses a hair pin, she tells the other chic immediately, without fail.

#2
Whatever one chica tells the other, it stays within them, no one outside them is to ever know about it.
For eg: If one chica commented on the others boyfriend, the other chica in no conditions goes and tells her boyfriend about it.

#3
Chicas stick together….always! Wherever one chica goes, the other goes too!
For Eg: if one chica wants to hang out with group A and the other wants to hang out with Group B, then they ditch both the group and hangout with each other instead.

#4
If some one says something to one chica, the other chica defends her.
For Eg: if the third chica said something bad about the first chica, the second chica can kill her 🙂

#5
In no no condition does one chica ditch the other one for a stronzo
For Eg: If both the chicas like the same stronzo, they tell him to f*** off.

#6
Chica tries her best to help the other chica get a stronzo she likes.
For Eg: They make elaborate plans and schemes to get the stronzo to madly fall in love with the chica.

#7
Chicas are always there for each other when some stronzo messes up.
For Eg: If a stronzo cheated one the first chica, the second chica kicks him in the balls.

#8
If Chica one is upset, the second chica comes to her place with tubs of her favorite ice cream, and have a movie marathon with a blanket.
PS: If the reason for her being upset is a stronzo, refer to rule no. 7

#9
Both chicas agree that all stronzos are STRONZOS ( if you don’t know what stronzo mean, please google it)
For Eg: no example needed. 🙂

#10
If chica one wants to rant about how love sucks and life sucks etc, the other chica is always there agreeing and ranting along with her.
For Eg: Chica 1: Love is so overrated.
Chica 2: i know right, Love sucks! We don’t need stronzos in our lives! We are strong,               independent chicas.

#11
Bitching is compulsory for the friendship to survive. It is the holy thread that bonds the chicas.
For Eg: chica1: OMG! She is such an attention seeker! I hate her!
chica2: You are sooo right! Look at the way she’s acting around that stronzo.

#12
If Chica one hates someone, He/she is automatically chica two’s enemy too! Irrespective of if you know him/her or not.
For Eg: In no condition are you to talk to that hated person, unless you’re insulting them or shouting at them.

#13
Both the chicas get ready together for parties. ( at this point, its understood that they don’t go to parties without each other)
PS: if for some reason they can’t dress up together, they always know what the other chica is wearing.

#14
Chicas always go for meni-pedis together.
PS: they paint their nails the same color too.

#15
If chica one is drunk, the other chica handles her and takes care of her.
PS: In the next party, its the other way round 😉

#16
It is compulsory for both the chicas to talk everyday and discuss the days events, including the stronzos that happened.
PS: this is usually at night on Skype.

#17
If one of the chicas isn’t sleepy, the other one stays awake to talk to her.

#18
Chicas always read books together and then discuss those books and the characters.
PS: same goes for tv shows or movies or songs etc.

#19
In no condition, does one chica lie to another chica.

#20
Ex, crushes, etc. of one chica are off limits for the other chica
PS: duh.

#21
Chicas treat Girl Code 101 as much more serious than bro code 101 or even the bible. They follow Girl Code 101 by head, heart and soul.

NOTE: If Chica 1 breaks any of the rules of Girl code 101:
1.Chica 2 gets bragging rights for lifetime for being the superior one.
2. Chica 1 gets her ass kicked.
3.Chica 1 has to treat chica 2 on the weekends for a year.

Although, they still remain friends, because friendship is all about love and forgiveness.

Girl Code 101 continues in future posts, this is it for now.

-Blair<3